Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never See




Naravno, to je više zanimljivo s škrt odjeću i vruće, znojav noći. Ali, ako ti ljudi mogu iskre kroz pod-nula temperature i šest slojeva parki, to je vrijedan promatranje! Hoće li oni igraju to cool ", ili rizik nastup hipotermije za uvaljati u permafrost? Samo vrijeme - i hitne tretmane za smrzotine od ekstremiteta - reći će

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Naravno, to je više zanimljivo s škrt odjeću i vruće, znojav noći. Ali, ako ti ljudi mogu iskre kroz pod-nula temperature i šest slojeva parki, to je vrijedan promatranje! Hoće li oni igraju to cool ", ili rizik nastup hipotermije za uvaljati u permafrost? Samo vrijeme - i hitne tretmane za smrzotine od ekstremiteta - reći će

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Ambush Boobjob:

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In this exciting makeover extravaganza, we are a team of plastic surgeons van, a bottle of ether, and one mission: to give, give, give! They will roam the city, looking for a flat-chest of women to 'improve'. Watch as documents of the scope of his patients - " Look, 'A' cup Grab it !" Then, they will pull her into the van, put her under, and kick her back to the curb with a fabulous new set of double-Da! It's "Ambush Boobjob ', where our motto is:" We make mountains of molehills - whether you like it or not "

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Every week, a new woman out on blind dates with three men. And TASER. Look, laugh, and learn what you guys forget to bring flowers. * bzzzzttt !* or not to open the car door. * zzzzzzap !* or try to get the French ', after suggesting that' go dutch '. * ssssszzzzzzzztttttttt !!* At the end of the show, Gal takes your favorite fella, who can choose between a second day or a trip to a local burn ward. Fun for the whole family!

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Every week, a new woman out on blind dates with three men. And TASER. Look, laugh, and learn what you guys forget to bring flowers. * bzzzzttt !* or not to open the car door. * zzzzzzap !* or try to get the French ', after suggesting that' go dutch '. * ssssszzzzzzzztttttttt !!* At the end of the show, Gal takes your favorite fella, who can choose between a second day or a trip to a local burn ward. Fun for the whole family!

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Last Comic starving:

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Last Comic starving:

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My Big Fat Obnoxious television actress

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In this spin-off, we follow the trials, tribulations, and - most important - the tantrums of earlier well-known actress, as she tries to claw its way back into the limelight. We will find the best belligerent, obnoxious, loudmouthed ... Pending. We have already tried this with Roseanne. And Kirstie Alley. And Kathy Griffin. We can not warring van to . No matter.

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Pimp My Bride:

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is still in concept stage, this show could go one of two paths. In one scenario, we will allow potential husbands to compete for the glamorous upgrades for your blushing bride-to-be - facelifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs, and the like. Similar to the 'Swan', the already roped in the crowd. If we go the other way, you'll see husbands pimp his new wife for cash and prizes. In any case, it would be most unpleasant, gratuitously shocking show of ... well as "The Swan". Or that "NYPD Blue" with Dennis Franz 'butt. Keep an eye out for pilots.

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is still in concept stage, this show could go one of two paths. In one scenario, we will allow potential husbands to compete for the glamorous upgrades for your blushing bride-to-be - facelifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs, and the like. Similar to the 'Swan', the already roped in the crowd. If we go the other way, you'll see husbands pimp his new wife for cash and prizes. In any case, it would be most unpleasant, gratuitously shocking show of ... well as "The Swan". Or that "NYPD Blue" with Dennis Franz 'butt. Keep an eye out for pilots.

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Queer Eye for the Street Guy:

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Real M.A.S.H.:

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Real M.A.S.H.:

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First, it was' Real Beverly Hillbillies. "Then, the 'Real Gilligan's Island. "Why not return the most popular thirty-year-old TV show of all? We pulled ten o'clock contestants off in Korea, where he will spend twelve weeks of turbulent dodging bullets, sewing people back together, and compete for fabulous prizes! A We even gotten Jamie Farr, original Sergeant Klinger, host - because really, what the hell, another has done since 1983

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First, it was' Real Beverly Hillbillies. "Then, the 'Real Gilligan's Island. "Why not return the most popular thirty-year-old TV show of all? We pulled ten o'clock contestants off in Korea, where he will spend twelve weeks of turbulent dodging bullets, sewing people back together, and compete for fabulous prizes! A We even gotten Jamie Farr, original Sergeant Klinger, host - because really, what the hell, another has done since 1983

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This is a true story - " Truu uuuee-hundred-ray '- a seven strangers, picked to live in a tiny cell and have all records of their lives removed from all official records. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting ... well, we're not sure, frankly. military will not let our cameras in - but we're working on it. Maybe in time for fall sweeps.

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Forget the barren hinterland and mosquito-ridden jungle. Let's see what kind of alliances, when we drop a team wide-eyed tourists off in the middle of the municipality. Cabins only big enough for two people, subways title every which direction, challenges include walking down the long avenue dary - competition will rule, or the survival instinct will kick in? And if it gets boring, if we will walk up to Harlem to spice things up? There is only one way to find out!

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