Should You Date?

When you are out to get so complicated? a few years ago I went on stage and to be honest, I'm totally fine with that. In this modern world, I would be lost in trying to understand how novice and hows of a courtship ritual. I'm not saying that I met the love of my life, "calling on her to "go to spring ball. We met in the early stages of Facebook, and Twitter before and well after people have actually said: "http" in front of web addresses (nerd high five). We went on the day to learn about each other. These days, you can learn everything you need to know about a person by looking online.

Why do I care? Well, just call me interested observers (except in seven states, where I was called something else), standing in the stands, watching the Cirque de madly in awe and amazement. Less elegant bluff, more monkey on a unicycle wearing beanie, spinning plates. Would you like a monkey to succeed, but one wrong move and you've got nothing but comic high jinks ... and upset the monkey.

From my observations, I came to the conclusion that there are some people who should not be in business related. Just like some people should not sing, some should not light firecrackers, the majority should not sing and light firecrackers, there are those out there who do not have the mental capacity or decision-making skills to handle the process date.

So how do you know what category you fit in? Well, I'm sure that if there were occasions when you went on a date, not a second date, but not by choice, there might be something wrong with you. Yes, you can improve, but should not be any training in the real world. They do not give pilots a real plane right off the start. Dating can be just as dangerous. You do not want to be the plot of a bad dating story. And believe me guys, no woman forgets the first date. Sometimes the names to protect the innocent, but do not be mistaken, whether it was he, she or he / she is talking about.

I'll let you in on some not-so-secret secret. a simple guide that does not cover all topics, but will at least set you on the right path to dater. What makes me a body? No, but I also keep in mind that if you disagree your wrong. I'm sorry.

- You can learn what women want from a movie ... including "What Women Want", and especially the Twilight series. Waking up in the middle of the night vampire standing in a corner staring at you is not romantic. He is not even an excuse. "Uh, Umm, I could not sleep, you know, as a blood sucking vampire and all. I just wanted to give this Uhhh mixed tapes that I made​​. " But instead ... creepy stare. Guys, do not do it.

- Who Pays? If a guy asks a girl, he should pay. If a girl asks a guy, he should pay. If one guy asks out, the guy should pay. If a girl asks a girl out, the guy whose table was in the closest vicinity should pay.

- If you bring a gift certificate, coupon or voucher to pay the check on its first day, at least let them know before hand, so she's outside. You're thinking: "What is important how much should I pay?" Well, I agree. But I'm not the one you're trying to impress. Everything she thought was, "If we get married, where is he going to find a coupon for our kid's college tuition?" That women do not think so.

- Ladies, here's a tip. Do not ask about the type of previous relationships. Why? Because he will answer ... for some time. And I guarantee that you will not be on the edge of their seats hanging his every word. And we're not smart enough to debate on this issue shortly. If he had only been on one day before in your life, you're going to get the game play of the night. Just a warning.

- going for coffee is not a date. It is a conversation to see if you have a viable material for the first day.

- It will analyze the first date to death. She will go home after a complete survey of the magazine, Internet, TV show, your opinion or distance learning center to see how you match up. It's like when she was in elementary school and could not figure out who she would marry just see how many letters in it and his name matched. It is simply more more scientific version. And even now, 20 years later, you will be measured against little Timmy.

These are just a few drops in a bucket of observations. Guys can not agree on some ladies, and others, but I'm pretty sure if you put in the room, the negotiations would result in this type of contract. For those still in the dating world, I wish you all the best ... because it sucks!

Butt of the Joke

in every form of humor, be it a visual gag, comic strip, sketches, one-liner or a full routine, there is always a target or victim. butt of jokes, as we call it popular, it can be a person, object, animal, place or even an idea or view.

you can take your choice for yourself. Self-deprecating humor is popularly used by many stand-up comedians as well as ice-breaker for warming up their crowd. What they do is, they make fun of their obvious shortcomings or insecurities. They were chosen on it, so to speak. This may be their physical outlook (fat, nerdy, etc), their failures, their race, their character or their intelligence (or rather lack of it!) goggled-eyed late comedian Rodney Dangerfield is known for this type of humor. It always starts with his signature line "I do not get no respect "!

The next victims are celebrities, or authority. They can be movie stars, presidents, your director or even your dad! That's why the tabloids love to promote and make fun of celebrities' shortcomings, mistakes and peculiarities. more famous or more powerful person, laugh more.

The objects of ridicule can be anything and everything. Poles or structures are standard comic devices for both the visual and performing artists such as clowns and cartoonists, respectively. Most of these objects are visual clichés, the usual stuff that every day readers or audience can connect with or relate to. While props are animate objects, but we take one step further by giving them a mind of their own. One very common set-up composed of a cartoonist is a man watching TV and TV seem rude or sarcastic remarks at him, without his knowledge. Objects and animals that can be used as a visual metaphor. Most political cartoonists at daily newspapers employ the device of visual humor.

Animals can be used as a target for humor, but most of the time, we are not actually laughing at the animals. Animals are usually used as a metaphor for human fears, foibles and weaknesses of others. We can find many animal traits that are recognizable as human traits.

you can pile a lot of funny stuff on places or settings. To start off, you can make fun of where you live. Or the famous street, the office, a common weak or lover's lane. Virtually anywhere, as long as you can make fun of u.

ideas or views that may be targets for humor abounds too. It all depends on the audience or reader concerns. As attitudes and ideas are personal in nature, targeting the cause laughter may offend the person concerned. They can be sensitive and controversial. So tread carefully on this basis at their own discretion. Or you May get a kick in the ass and in the end you are the butt of jokes!

Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never See

Naravno, to je više zanimljivo s škrt odjeću i vruće, znojav noći. Ali, ako ti ljudi mogu iskre kroz pod-nula temperature i šest slojeva parki, to je vrijedan promatranje! Hoće li oni igraju to cool ", ili rizik nastup hipotermije za uvaljati u permafrost? Samo vrijeme - i hitne tretmane za smrzotine od ekstremiteta - reći će

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Naravno, to je više zanimljivo s škrt odjeću i vruće, znojav noći. Ali, ako ti ljudi mogu iskre kroz pod-nula temperature i šest slojeva parki, to je vrijedan promatranje! Hoće li oni igraju to cool ", ili rizik nastup hipotermije za uvaljati u permafrost? Samo vrijeme - i hitne tretmane za smrzotine od ekstremiteta - reći će

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Ambush Boobjob:

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In this exciting makeover extravaganza, we are a team of plastic surgeons van, a bottle of ether, and one mission: to give, give, give! They will roam the city, looking for a flat-chest of women to 'improve'. Watch as documents of the scope of his patients - " Look, 'A' cup Grab it !" Then, they will pull her into the van, put her under, and kick her back to the curb with a fabulous new set of double-Da! It's "Ambush Boobjob ', where our motto is:" We make mountains of molehills - whether you like it or not "

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Every week, a new woman out on blind dates with three men. And TASER. Look, laugh, and learn what you guys forget to bring flowers. * bzzzzttt !* or not to open the car door. * zzzzzzap !* or try to get the French ', after suggesting that' go dutch '. * ssssszzzzzzzztttttttt !!* At the end of the show, Gal takes your favorite fella, who can choose between a second day or a trip to a local burn ward. Fun for the whole family!

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Every week, a new woman out on blind dates with three men. And TASER. Look, laugh, and learn what you guys forget to bring flowers. * bzzzzttt !* or not to open the car door. * zzzzzzap !* or try to get the French ', after suggesting that' go dutch '. * ssssszzzzzzzztttttttt !!* At the end of the show, Gal takes your favorite fella, who can choose between a second day or a trip to a local burn ward. Fun for the whole family!

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My Big Fat Obnoxious television actress

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In this spin-off, we follow the trials, tribulations, and - most important - the tantrums of earlier well-known actress, as she tries to claw its way back into the limelight. We will find the best belligerent, obnoxious, loudmouthed ... Pending. We have already tried this with Roseanne. And Kirstie Alley. And Kathy Griffin. We can not warring van to . No matter.

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Pimp My Bride:

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is still in concept stage, this show could go one of two paths. In one scenario, we will allow potential husbands to compete for the glamorous upgrades for your blushing bride-to-be - facelifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs, and the like. Similar to the 'Swan', the already roped in the crowd. If we go the other way, you'll see husbands pimp his new wife for cash and prizes. In any case, it would be most unpleasant, gratuitously shocking show of ... well as "The Swan". Or that "NYPD Blue" with Dennis Franz 'butt. Keep an eye out for pilots.

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is still in concept stage, this show could go one of two paths. In one scenario, we will allow potential husbands to compete for the glamorous upgrades for your blushing bride-to-be - facelifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs, and the like. Similar to the 'Swan', the already roped in the crowd. If we go the other way, you'll see husbands pimp his new wife for cash and prizes. In any case, it would be most unpleasant, gratuitously shocking show of ... well as "The Swan". Or that "NYPD Blue" with Dennis Franz 'butt. Keep an eye out for pilots.

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First, it was' Real Beverly Hillbillies. "Then, the 'Real Gilligan's Island. "Why not return the most popular thirty-year-old TV show of all? We pulled ten o'clock contestants off in Korea, where he will spend twelve weeks of turbulent dodging bullets, sewing people back together, and compete for fabulous prizes! A We even gotten Jamie Farr, original Sergeant Klinger, host - because really, what the hell, another has done since 1983

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First, it was' Real Beverly Hillbillies. "Then, the 'Real Gilligan's Island. "Why not return the most popular thirty-year-old TV show of all? We pulled ten o'clock contestants off in Korea, where he will spend twelve weeks of turbulent dodging bullets, sewing people back together, and compete for fabulous prizes! A We even gotten Jamie Farr, original Sergeant Klinger, host - because really, what the hell, another has done since 1983

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This is a true story - " Truu uuuee-hundred-ray '- a seven strangers, picked to live in a tiny cell and have all records of their lives removed from all official records. Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting ... well, we're not sure, frankly. military will not let our cameras in - but we're working on it. Maybe in time for fall sweeps.

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Forget the barren hinterland and mosquito-ridden jungle. Let's see what kind of alliances, when we drop a team wide-eyed tourists off in the middle of the municipality. Cabins only big enough for two people, subways title every which direction, challenges include walking down the long avenue dary - competition will rule, or the survival instinct will kick in? And if it gets boring, if we will walk up to Harlem to spice things up? There is only one way to find out!

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Do You Still Want Your 15 Minutes Of Andy Warhol's Promise Of Fame? Here's One Way And It Works

Have you had your 15 minutes of fame that Andy Warhol promised us all. And if not, how was it? I had several hours to be back in the late 1980-and when I made ​​the bus in Washington, DC, which is "theater", music and actors in it are called Scandal Tours.

It was fun for awhile, but believe it or not, has become boring, media interviews daily etc., and frankly, I enjoy the business after several months

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had another brush with fame when I was not even trying to create a cartoon on the Internet called the London Times cartoon. I had no idea I had become "famous" until I looked at the counter and saw
million visitors over the counter since 2005. So I can honestly say, it does not change my life. I did not go out and buy a Ferrari or a big house on the ocean. I think I could though. Too tired now and frankly enjoy peace and tranquility, and all offers to hold an ad. The cost of living is low and a lot more energy can be spent being creative than "playing the fame game ".

I used to live in New York during the day Andy Warhol. I spent days in a public relations internship and nights trying to be a stand up comic. (I was no Jay Leno, believe me), but I could write funny lines. So I kept writing funny lines, putting them away in a shoe box for future use. I had no idea what that future use will be, but I knew they were funny from the feedback I've received from friends and associates.

I was not impressed with the philosophy of Andy Warhol, although I do not think he gave an accurate description of America's fascination with fame. It is difficult to achieve. When he was not writing or drawing, from socializing with some of America's top Hollywood associates. He had an agenda, to be known. It worked. People do not get famous drawing of Campbell's soup cans or Marilyn Monroe (although many are drawn to them), he made ​​it a political movement to become famous.

A year ago, I had an idea. I decided to take one of America's favorite celebrities in history, Marilyn Monroe, and one of America's most notorious Charles Manson and find a way to combine them into a cartoon. I knew I was good at caricatures so I agreed with Spain in the best caricature artist "Gog, " and he brought my idea. I named it Marilyn Manson.

I proved that a good many people got the (expected frowns), even some people said I was sick

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What they did not realize that the cartoons had absolutely nothing to do with Charles Manson, Marilyn Monroe, or Marilyn Manson, it had to do with the American fascination with celebrity and fame.
It is a reflection of our dreams, hopes, desires and ambitions.

This is shown by the positive and negative aspects of fame and celebrity. It shows the power of celebrity and how easy it is to come, though it seems so elusive that much. No, a celebrity per se is not important at all (Charles Manson proved that he was behind bars for half a century, unfortunately, Marilyn, who contributed a lot, but actually was only the beginning, died premature deaths

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Finally, people (my cartoon fans) began to "get it". We really do not stay that way too fascinated with the "other half lives. the great irony is, everyone can be a star with more than fifteen minutes of fame, if he / she does not let obstacles, naysayers, etc. to pull them down.

Believing in myself and the talent is really important, but they are constantly improving and staying
persistent is the key to your 15 minutes or more. I've had far more than my share and I can assure you I feel no different, have the same emotions, and continues to sit on the floor and pet my stray dog​​, as well as reading Grisham, do not go to fancy restaurants more often prefer to eat raw vegetables at home, and even returned to school as an adult student to major in business.

So it's not fame or celebrity that is important, it was seriously as you take it. My first time around, when I was in my twenties and thirties, I took it very seriously. I am haunted every comedy nightclub every night in New York. I sent out resumes. I tried to get on Letterman and Carson (who was the host at that time). He has remained elusive.

Now I can relax and not my "funny paper" on the Internet. I do not even try for fame or celebrity. I am not even sure what is more. Of course, this does not mean "leadership. " This often means the opposite.

If you get a chance to look at my Marilyn Manson cartoons, or the goods and let me know if you see something that you're angry. If not, you probably "get it ". You know we were, somewhere along the line, misled about the importance of fame, fortune and all that goes with it.

Believe me, the cartoon is not about either of those two people. It is about our response to the
two celebrities, icons, if you will, who headed the opposite lives, Norma Jean (Marilyn) at least tried to make a positive contribution, Manson is not his best (and succeeded) in doing the opposite.

A little trivia. Remember the Monkees in the 1960s? Two famous people tried out for the Monkees and did not make it. Ready? Stephen Stills and ... You guessed it. Charles Manson. Again, the proof everyone feels entitled to his 15 minutes.

Sit back, relax, do your work, market, blog, write, learn and every day you'll be adding more than 15 minutes Mr. Warhol promised.