When you are out to get so complicated? a few years ago I went on stage and to be honest, I'm totally fine with that. In this modern world, I would be lost in trying to understand how novice and hows of a courtship ritual. I'm not saying that I met the love of my life, "calling on her to "go to spring ball. We met in the early stages of Facebook, and Twitter before and well after people have actually said: "http" in front of web addresses (nerd high five). We went on the day to learn about each other. These days, you can learn everything you need to know about a person by looking online.
Why do I care? Well, just call me interested observers (except in seven states, where I was called something else), standing in the stands, watching the Cirque de madly in awe and amazement. Less elegant bluff, more monkey on a unicycle wearing beanie, spinning plates. Would you like a monkey to succeed, but one wrong move and you've got nothing but comic high jinks ... and upset the monkey.
From my observations, I came to the conclusion that there are some people who should not be in business related. Just like some people should not sing, some should not light firecrackers, the majority should not sing and light firecrackers, there are those out there who do not have the mental capacity or decision-making skills to handle the process date.
So how do you know what category you fit in? Well, I'm sure that if there were occasions when you went on a date, not a second date, but not by choice, there might be something wrong with you. Yes, you can improve, but should not be any training in the real world. They do not give pilots a real plane right off the start. Dating can be just as dangerous. You do not want to be the plot of a bad dating story. And believe me guys, no woman forgets the first date. Sometimes the names to protect the innocent, but do not be mistaken, whether it was he, she or he / she is talking about.
I'll let you in on some not-so-secret secret. a simple guide that does not cover all topics, but will at least set you on the right path to dater. What makes me a body? No, but I also keep in mind that if you disagree your wrong. I'm sorry.
- You can learn what women want from a movie ... including "What Women Want", and especially the Twilight series. Waking up in the middle of the night vampire standing in a corner staring at you is not romantic. He is not even an excuse. "Uh, Umm, I could not sleep, you know, as a blood sucking vampire and all. I just wanted to give this Uhhh mixed tapes that I made. " But instead ... creepy stare. Guys, do not do it.
- Who Pays? If a guy asks a girl, he should pay. If a girl asks a guy, he should pay. If one guy asks out, the guy should pay. If a girl asks a girl out, the guy whose table was in the closest vicinity should pay.
- If you bring a gift certificate, coupon or voucher to pay the check on its first day, at least let them know before hand, so she's outside. You're thinking: "What is important how much should I pay?" Well, I agree. But I'm not the one you're trying to impress. Everything she thought was, "If we get married, where is he going to find a coupon for our kid's college tuition?" That women do not think so.
- Ladies, here's a tip. Do not ask about the type of previous relationships. Why? Because he will answer ... for some time. And I guarantee that you will not be on the edge of their seats hanging his every word. And we're not smart enough to debate on this issue shortly. If he had only been on one day before in your life, you're going to get the game play of the night. Just a warning.
- going for coffee is not a date. It is a conversation to see if you have a viable material for the first day.
- It will analyze the first date to death. She will go home after a complete survey of the magazine, Internet, TV show, your opinion or distance learning center to see how you match up. It's like when she was in elementary school and could not figure out who she would marry just see how many letters in it and his name matched. It is simply more more scientific version. And even now, 20 years later, you will be measured against little Timmy.
These are just a few drops in a bucket of observations. Guys can not agree on some ladies, and others, but I'm pretty sure if you put in the room, the negotiations would result in this type of contract. For those still in the dating world, I wish you all the best ... because it sucks!
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