Cult of the Great Pumpkin

In the legendary comic strip "Peanuts, " created by the late Charles Schultz, Shultz is a young hero, Charlie Brown celebrated Halloween pumpkin patch where the Great Pumpkin Sat cartoon boy with "every boy is" persona would ask the Great Pumpkin complicated questions of life , and in a way that inanimate orange harvest veggie assumed the status of an odd deity - or at least wise in the tradition of individual transported to the gods in Greek mythology.

As a religion, a cult of the pumpkin has its merits, and in these days of strident call for health reform, some California health insurance agents have to visit the pumpkin patch in search of his own great pumpkin that may exist in the underground regions between Visalia and Fresno. For days the search for this orange quasi-deity has continued unabated, however, although some giant spheroids, many with black features painted on them, such as human faces are located, no one yet can not be considered sacred and wiser than others culled from among their brethren.

"Where is this great pumpkin ..." pronounced excitatory agent from the surrounding area around San Bernardino, speaking loudly, but in very muted tones, "does it cause oracle able to speak in tongues, or to offer wisdom, may have liquid intelligible only to those who sell the hotel for every conceivable need, including, but necessarily limited to the occasional whim of health. "The agent soon attracted a considerable following with such talk, and another cult Great Pumpkin was born.

Finally, like all Hallows Eve approaches, the victim was needed, and bands meeting California health insurance agents began roaming the whole country as well as security-minded dervishes. Select the appropriate United pumpkin, even for pies, proved to be dangerous to take a real Great Pumpkin attention is attracted, and soon chunks of familiar faces started turning up everywhere, at night, especially when the sun is up. In fact, most introspective California health insurance agent, imitating Charlie Brown in a miraculous reincarnation of animated perpetual childhood, he began sitting Buddha-like in various patches across California. Finally, the unfortunate California health insurance agent was indeed mistaken that for a very orange vegetables he'd been searching for. It was bound to happen.